this was in an old entry, but it makes sense right now...

[lollyb]

Listen up boys, you are all morons. Is there something wrong with wanting love and sex and friendship without all of the bullshit that comes with relationships? No, I don't want to see you everyday, I don't want you to hold the fucking door and carry my books, don't tell me that you'll never hurt me, because you're a fucking liar. Just give me

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[josh_lyman]

Hey, you know who's good at not being chivalrous and doing it like a bunny?

ME.

[lollyb]

But I love your chivalry...especially when you forget about it and grab my ass...speaking if which-when are we gonna hang out?

bushy tails and all...

[eschersrevenge]

No of course there's nothing wrong with wanting love, sex, and friendship from a guy, but the kind of guys who only want that back are not the kind of guys you want to share a bed with, (much less a room without a witness). The rest of the boys out-grew that homo-erectus behavior in high school because it was met with brush-off's and cold shoulders; now they try acting like a 'gentlemen' and they either get pegged as a horny fake, or go after girls who don't want gentlemen in college, who just want sex and friendship.
So in conlusion, yes most men are morons and can't decide which head to think with, but those men need authority and find assertive women that can tell them what to do, (whether they know it or not). So if you run into an indecisive man whose heart is in his pants and dick is right behind his occular nerves just tell him what to and not to do, and you'll be fine.

Re: bushy tails and all...

[lollyb]

goofy ass-I put LOVE in there for a reason. This was just a reference to my frustration with labels I guess, b/c whenever you say "relationship" everything gets all crazy-like. The whole entry pertained to Mark-a long time ago, but I just thought it was funny...

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[eschersrevenge]

That entire last comment was just good ol' fashion Greg Miller Sarcasm.