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[lolmafialol]

OHO.

Headcanon meme

Yuusuke, Kazu, Yamamoto, Colonello, Cloud, Natalia, Shinji, Darc, Raiden, Mustang.

Ask away! Cloud's link goes to a previous headcanon post.

PS Anyone can jump me anytime.

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[robenwizrdharem]

SO

DARC

BEBEDORA, THOUGHTS ON

[allthediffrence]

Hahahah. THEY'RE NOT THAT COMPLICATED - Darc got the more thoughtful human brain of the twins, but he also doesn't think TOO MUCH on things once he makes the decision

[done_rare]

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YAMAMOTO'S MOTHER DEAR.

Also Mustang's first time now that you've learned his SECRET PAST.

[lolmafialol]

MAN I THINK I'M LOSING DETAILS EVERY TIME I RETELL THIS

ok ok. Yamamoto's mom:

Is a SUPER HOT ASSASSIN BABE that married his dad while he was still active in the assassin business. She is toppy and rapisty and her and Yamapapa took turns being rapists, but she's always been the CAREER FIRST!! one. They were both 100% behind having a baby, as they are both stupid parents. There was a CATCH, though! They completely disagreed on how to raise the kid. Yamapapa decided it would be better to raise him like a normal kid so he could have a NORMAL CHILDHOOD, and Yamamama knew FROM THE BEGINNING that her son would be THE BEST ASSASSIN EVER AND WOULD BE HOLDING A WEAPON BEFORE HE HELD A BOTTLE

[tasteslikeash]

Man, I always say this, but I'll be so sad if this isn't at least sorta close to canon.

[lolmafialol]

BECAUSE IT'S PERFECT ;;

[unlistednumber]

Does Mustang's taste in people run to spaceslut Jack?

[lolmafialol]

NOT QUITE. Mustang's personal taste is not unlimited, and I highly doubt he would do an alien if it wasn't humanoid. (If it is humanoid...)

It takes a very nasty woman, looks AND personality, for Mustang to rule them out entirely; he looooves women. His FAVORITE women are very feminine, though that doesn't mean frail; he likes big hips and curves (and obviously shapely legs). Age really isn't an issue. If the girl has it, she has it. Though uh, he REALLY tries to keep it over 18. (The youngest was 15 and that was not his fault and her father shot him. Which is why he's been shot more often off-duty than on-duty. Hughes will never let him forget it >( )

With men he's more candid, so he's more selective. He's not as attracted to men as he is to women. If it's not a move for power or stress or convenience, he's also a lot more picky. As far as taste goes, Mustang is usually attracted to strong, masculine guys with good presence. He'll also sleep with assholes more if they're men than if they're women. A woman can make "evil bitch"

[alexander]

What Cloud thinks about the heroes in the FFVII world (soo like Sephiroth, erm, Zack, and himself being a 'hero' etc blah blah) :? or does it not even factor in |D

[lolmafialol]

Think about them as in, like... his opinion? Because he worshiped Sephiroth as a kid and wanted to join SOLDIER because of him, and when Zack was awesome he completely hero-worshiped him. Sephiroth he still has an underlying current of respect for, but it's not a good respect; more like he doesn't underestimate how powerful and dangerous he is. Since he has his memories all arranged again, he doesn't have any personal ties to Sephiroth, save for the fact that Zack adored him. It's Zack's adoration that's the only thing keeping him from just completely hating him, because it had to come from somewhere. It doesn't matter anymore, though. Zack, however, was a hero through and through

[alexander]

Yeah, pretty much both of those I was curious about :3 Just because you play CC and it's like HEY HEY HEY DO YOU LIKE THEMES ABOUT HEROES? WE DO!!1

God my typing is horrid tonight.

[lolmafialol]

CLOUD IS NOT A HERO HE JUST PLAYS ONE BECAUSE THEY ALL DIED.

[asthecrow_flies]

Why did Kazu start wearing the hat?

[lolmafialol]

He got teased and bullied for his hair color, and his sister gave it to him.

[asthecrow_flies]

Socute I AM ASKIN' SOMETHING ELSE.

Your thoughts on Kazu the gay uncle?

[lolmafialol]

KAZU THE GAY UNCLE WOULD BE AMAZING. This is sort of a future AU thing instead of headcanon, but HOMG. He'd totally be the cool down to earth (...for a storm rider) uncle that all the kids love because he gives THE FASTEST PIGGYBACKS, and... he and ikki and ringo (BECAUSE THAT'S WHO YOU'RE HAVING BABIES WITH) are all basically exactly the same. Kazu's just older and WAY HOTTER. And he'll never wear something like Spitfire wears, it's waaay too flashy, but it won't matter because he'll be dropdead gorgeous at that age. Anyway he'll be a way more awesome gay uncle than HIS gay uncles, because he won't DIE HORRIBLY.