I have decided that I am going to change everyones name.
For example
Sam.. you look like a Doug
Wes.. well you look like a Wes so that doesnt change
Ed.. you are Peter
Jen.. you are a Renee
Kim.. you are Michelle
Nina.. same as Wes.. I couldnt think of what else you would be

I still think that if you are born after 1980 you are screwed for the rest of your life. It isnt your fault. You are just screwed. Thats all.

So I bought my mom this DVD player for Christmas. She uses it once or twice and all of a sudden I am getting this phone call saying.. "It just doesnt work anymore" My mother is by no means stupid but she also isnt too hip with technology. I suggest she return it. She goes to Best Buy and you know what was wrong ( Read more... )

ashton kutcher is a tool.

Sometimes I actually have things to do.

When eating enchiladas do you prefer corn or flour?
I am thinking of attempting to veganize one of my favorite dishes.
May the force be with me.

only the bottom part of this is true..
wes will probably make an attempt to kill me..

colored tattoo crusties closely resemble fruity pebbles.

and.......
marc is the coolest boyfriend ever!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2004/06/22/MNGB87A0J51.DTL

this is very simpsonesque (except for no rats in this one)