True story.

Them: Are you sick?
Me: Yes I am. I have a cold but I have been throwing up too.
Them: Are you pregnant?
Me: Um no. You better punch me in the stomach me in the stomach and tell me you are sorry.
Them: Hahaha...??(them walking away)

Things are interesting. Work has consumed the depths of my very soul. One day vengeance, will be mine! Other news I graduated school, passed the first half of my license exam and now my future with my job is going a route I never thought would happen. What I wanted is not what I expected. Yet I am surprisingly happy this far in the game. I think ( Read more... )

GO SEE BODY WORLDS AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL SCIENCE!
It closes on September 4th.

Person A: "Excuse me but do you have the time?"
Person B: "Yes I do."
Person A awaits the time.
Person B: "IT'S PARTY TIME"

vacuous_love is dead.

I am extremely happy. Things are falling into place beautifully. I have a few days of work left which is wonderful. Edwina's wedding is on saturday. I get my braces on the following wednesday. Glenn's birthday is coming up so I need to get my act together on that one. I need to find someone to go with me to the HIM concert..yea I want to go even ( Read more... )

Just got back from Michele's wedding...interesting...but very nice. Glenn and I sat next to idiots. Oh well it happens. I want to get married. Everyone needs to get married and invite me and etc. Why? It is such a pretty thing to see and go through (it seems. Marriage it is a beautiful thing.

can life be more beautiful?

can hearts be so simple?

can puzzle pieces fit perfectly?

Yo yo thug mansions! So these past few days have been hella silly! OOOooh so I went to Ikea by myself and didn’t buy anything!! That store is somewhat amazing! I called Glenn and told him that we need to move out now. So that we could buy everything in the store of course. Oy ( Read more... )

I won Motley fuckin' Crue tickets!!