"I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton. I was sent here by my father Jor-El to save the planet Earth... Many of you know that I got my name from my father. "Barack" is Swahili for "That one." I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't realize I would run for president ( Read more... )

This man has it.

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Tom Brokaw: Goddammit you guys, ONE MINUTE! I HAVE A WATCH!

I dedicate this post to Erica.


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...Except I'd never say "GUI interface", because that would be like saying "graphical user interface interface". Just like saying "ATM machine" means "automated teller machine machine".

But other than that, this is exactly what I do at work. Tracking IP addresses is fucking serious business. You don't even know.

Fox and TBS are launching an ad campaign for MLB. The tagline: There's only one October.

I would just like to point out that there is actually more than one October. In fact, we have one every year.

That is all.

My mystery CDs came! Looks like I got Nightmusic Vol 1, Tri-State, and Invol2ver.

I have decided that my current apartment will be my last. I'm buying a townhouse. Great timing, eh? Actually, as scary as things are, everyone is saying that now really is a good time to buy a house, as house prices are still falling. I found a place I really like. ( Read more... )

...man, this is awkward.

I'm sick. So I went to buy NyQuil. They carded me. I kid you not. You have to be 21 to buy NyQuil ( Read more... )

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