Guess who's finally going to stop being a slacker and apply for a job tomorrow?
AND GUESS WHO'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE REJECTED?

Duuuude, I had a dream that I was a CSI. It was frickin' awesome xD

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (78). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the ( Read more... )

Happy Pi Day, biatches!

My dog+Spongebob=LOVE


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This Valentines chocolate is going to make me puke.

And yet, I continue to eat it.

I kicked my computers ASS!

*marries Firefox*

My computer is such a bastard. We actually get a program on to it that works beautifully and doesn't expose us to all the shit on the internet, and it now refuses to open. My computer murdered Firefox. Now I'm stuck using what is quite possibly the dumbest browser EVAR (MSN Explorer). The writing is all so tiny, it burns my eyes ( Read more... )

Wow...a whole crapload of chocolate milk 'round here was contaminated with cleaning chemicals and sold to people, and today was the one morning my dad didn't buy chocolate milk...not like it would have killed anybody, but still, freaky :/

Is it weird that only one of my wisdom teeth seems to be coming in? Aren't they all supposed to grow at the same time?

Whatever, just as long as I don't have to get it yanked out. I covet my teeth!