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Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.
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ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Stop the strike of the sandwich factory worker.
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i thought i wwould let you knoww ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Be free of your chip and your lunch.
guhhh wwhy didnt anyone tell me this chip removvalin business wwould make you nauseated
i just ugh
sol
hey sol
are you sick too?
> Sollux: You cannot respond! You are too busy throwing up into the load gaper.
ewwwwww dont do that
noww im goin-
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Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.
[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]
WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.
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okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.
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anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again
anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said ithat means i ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Attend group therapy session with Sollux and Feferi.
[ The view provided by the camera is a little shaky and blurry as it is placed on a makeshift stand. And whoever placed it on the stand, soon stands up and makes their way to a makeshift stage that the camera is trained on. Providing viewers with a glimpse of hipster shoes and a flowing cape.
Enter the blobfish on stage.]
[ The first fish on the ( Read more... ) -
Eridan: Go on a SUPER SECRET MISSION with Sollux.
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sol its time for our super secret mission
wwell it wwill be us because i dont knoww wwhat happened to kar
too much highfivvin advventures i guess
anyhoww meet me outside a the hivve okay
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ERIDAN: Lament on your failures in LOSTARC.
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okay so i dont think ill use my trollian tag anymore wwhen i begin convversin wwith you naked apes ( Read more... )
