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lonewolfsparky

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Feb 05, 2005 15:01

Ok, I didn't come up with this question but, if I fell into a freezing cold lake, would you grab my penis to pull me out of it? Now, it may not make sense, but I'm not asking if it makes sense. It's a yes or no question. I'm asking if you would grab my PENIS to pull me out of a freezing cold lake to save my life. Well? Would you...?

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theinsanerabbit February 6 2005, 05:20:32 UTC

how about your leg?

nope, sorry lonewolfsparky February 8 2005, 03:21:07 UTC

No! It HAS to be my penis. My legs aren't sticking out or anything. I like, have an erection or something so it's all sticking out of the water and you have plenty to grab on to. Would you save my life?

Re: nope, sorry static_in_sound February 8 2005, 03:25:05 UTC

i would, but would i have to use my hands to pull you out?

Re: nope, sorry lonewolfsparky February 8 2005, 03:29:22 UTC

Depends...what do you have in mind...?

anonymous February 8 2005, 03:38:45 UTC

do u have to be in a lake? or can i just do it for the hell of it ;)

~)Jon~(

lonewolfsparky February 8 2005, 03:48:31 UTC

Oh, you mean like, to practice so when I actually do fall in a lake. That's good thinking Jon. Come over to my house tomorrow and we'll start right away!

anonymous February 8 2005, 03:53:32 UTC

alright! i'll bring my 'first' aid kit ;D

response from Junijun anonymous February 8 2005, 04:17:01 UTC

Hmmm..the question of the year..grab someone's penis in order to save their lives from the freezing cold water..classic. well Of course I would grab your penis to save your life, well you have to be braindead to noit grab someone's penis..take Mr. Rogers for example..hes dead because of a similar situation..(not really) but still.

chichicocaine February 10 2005, 15:46:10 UTC

don't you think it would hurt a bit, being lifted out of a lake by your dick?????? but...hm. i think i would jump in the lake and kill myself.

here we go... lonewolfsparky February 11 2005, 03:30:15 UTC

like i told someone else, i'd be passed out so you don't need to worry about hurting me. as for killing yourself, you're just being hella stupid. you wouldn't do it. you're just like the others. and you can't say anything about "oh you don't know pain" or "you don't understand the urge to kill yourself" because in fact i do. i was sent to Norton Mental Health Institution because i was so close to killing myself (i say 'so close' and not the word 'try' because only the people who want attention 'try' to kill themselves, it's way to easy to kill a human being than to 'try') and now i'm on anti-depressants. people, even the docters, warned me against anti-depressants, and even i am a kinda against them. i mean, there's a great risk of killing yourself when you come off of them and they shouldn't be used by people like you who want attention. what you need is a change of pace, and don't be chasing after guys like Danny. Trust me, a little change and some good friends does wonders...

Re: here we go... chichicocaine February 12 2005, 00:46:34 UTC

hey, don't get all pissy at me, man. i was being sarcastic. fuck you, i hope you do fall in a lake.