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i just saw Snakes on a Plane.

it was by far the most amazing movie ever created of all time...ever.

last night i came to the conclusion that i have been working at the theater much too long ( Read more... )

We got to go into the anatomy lab yesterday and dig into 8 different cadavers (dead people).  it was kinda eerie at first because they all still had their eyeballs and tongues and what not.  me and jose were flipping over this one body and the guy pooed all over jose's hand.  he was wearing gloves, of course, but there's just something strange ( Read more... )

THE LIST ( Read more... )

-out of two doctors surveyed, both agreed.
-my cheddar bunnies are stale.
-i come home in a 1.5 weeks.
-i told a feminist that she was just a woman with a brain a third of the size as a man like me.  she later stole my pencil.
-there is only one hot bolivian woman (you can google search it yourself).

i was going through all my old files and  papers from freshman year and i found this diagram that i made.

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today i woke up, threw up a banana, and then set off the fire alarm ( Read more... )

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last night i:

- at 1170 calories in under 5 minutes
- watched City of God
- spent the night outside sleeping in the grass
- got hit with a boob (and it felt like a bag of sand)

today i:

- went to the beach
- stepped on a crab and cut my toe open
- "kicked a dolphin"