For those wondering:

[longlost_friend]

Yes, I wrestled the goddamn bear. No, I didn't -start- the fight, but I would have won if the sherriff hadn't shown up when he did.

Still in Missouri. We're going out on the river later; I wanna check out some stories of phantom washerwomen.

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[final_problem]

They're not gonna turn out to be rabid raccoons or something are they?

What's wildlife got against you? Did you take its lunch money?

[longlost_friend]

I reckon it all goes back to the time I was about six and a West African hoodoo man put a curse on me to get eaten by lions.