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I stumbled across this while doin' some research for an upcoming Pow-Wows concert, and figured it has half-decent advice for just about everyone, really. Weren't no attributions where I found it, so if someone recognizes where it comes from I'd appreciate it.
( Murder Ballad survival tips ) -
So...
Did y'all know that if you're under police protection you're -not- actually allowed to sneak out of your room and go tell folks off for burying dead cats at the crossroads down by the cemetery?
Gotta go, I think I'm about to get lectured some more. On the upside he's talked more tonight than he has the last few weeks combined. It's just all been -
Meet my Cop.
His name's "Officer Bradley". Ain't managed to get a first name out of him yet, and he's not much of a talker. Big feller, got a soup-strainer of a mustache, and could probably eat his own weight in coal and shit himself a right mess of diamonds. He'll be following me every damned where for what is -hopefully- only a few weeks, because the cops, ( Read more... ) -
Will stories.
I...really, really wish I could say this is the first time a friend of mine has wound up the subject of a folktale or an urban legend. Goddamnit. Maybe if I'd been hadn't spent all of last year so crippled up I could hardly move, I'd have been able to do something...goddamnit ( Read more... ) -
I ATEN'T DEAD.
So yeah, -not- dead, or trapped in one of my own ghost bottles, or anything. My advisor needed a field assistant, and I needed the extra credit, badly, thanks to all the missed classes the animal attacks have bought me ( Read more... ) -
Because no one is surprised...
It's official; I'll be stayin' over at Meridian for summer courses to make up for missed classes due to various injuries accumulated during the regular school year ( Read more... ) -
The problem with temporary fixes
...to ongoing problems is that there can be kind of a rebound action. If you see me in an eyepatch the next couple of days, don't worry, it's not a sign that Voice of the Mountain is planning a medley of pirate songs for the Snow Ball, it's just a scratched cornea ( Read more... ) -
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So after a discussion with someone wanting a level head when it comes to haunts and boojums and things that go bump in the night...and yeah, they came to me anyhow, I've formulated a theory, after a fashion ( Read more... ) -
Upside
The best part of my line of study is that I'm probably going to get at least a paper on comparative regional folk beliefs out of my current suffering.
Plus my advisor will be completely into it as he once volunteered to undergo zombification in a controlled settin'.
He still smells funny some days.
That last part was a joke, he was just catatonic ( Read more... ) -
Notice:
I hate the entire motherfucking natural world.
Also catgirls.
After dealing with the catgirl molesting me, the only thing I remember clearly from last night is being assaulted by Goofy, complete with a dressed wound on my leg this morning.
Can someone please fill me in on what happened?