Irony

[longlost_friend]

So as you might have noticed, my problems with nature have been worse lately. As I believe I've mentioned before, in my early childhood I was under a curse in West Africa that nearly got me eaten by lions.  A former hoodoo man parishoner of my pappy trapped the curse spirit in a jar and gave it to me- it formed the core of what is my ghost bottle

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[bardofavon]

Wade, are you high? I don't see any dogs.

I love you, man, but if somebody reports them, I will cry for a week.

[longlost_friend]

They followed me to the drugstore. I'm there, now, posting from my phone.

I think I may have to do that little masking ritual in the bathroom.

If I get arrested, bail me out?

[delightinfear]

This only goes to show that even what seems foolproof is not.

And you really /cannot/ go door to door asking for virgin blood from someone else. For one thing, I won't let you.

Since this is public, you might wish to note that someone seems to have /taken/ your ghost bottles, and be on the lookout?

[onceagaindesire]

How... odd.

What- Well. Define 'virgin', please.

[longlost_friend]

Let's just say for safety's sake I don't even keep porn under my mattress.