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Do Me, Baby?
It's funny how sex--usually earlier in a relationship--is such a restorative. You can stay up all night putzing around with your lovething, have sex, and easily wake up for work early the next day--no harm, no foul. You go into work giggly and rosy-cheeked, and everyone knows what you did the night before, but you somehow manage to function...and ( Read more... ) -
What's in a Name?
Ganked from limegreensquid because it is deliciously goofy. And here at Euthanasia Industries we strive for such qualities ( Read more... ) -
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Stumbled onto an ex's Myspace today. It just goes to show that time may pass, and you may get old...er...older, but the Well of Douchebaggery will forever spring eternal ( Read more... ) -
Scotty Doesn't Know that Fiona and Me Do it in My Van Every Sunday
Yoinked from the fabtacular softjunebreeze: "Comment on this post and I will choose seven interests from your profile. You will then explain what they mean and why you are interested in them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so that others can play along."
1. Bettie Page ( Read more... ) -
May is National Masturbation Month
In a way to end May is National Masturbation Month right, I'd just like to say--for the record--that my new dream gift is a sybian.
Thank you and Goodnight.
Amidst Stardust and Leg Shaking Orgasms,
~Euthanasia
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