I'M COVERED IN BEES

[lookscold]

I feel like I'm covered in bees.

Maybe I should look into selling some honey.

Comments

[forsvaret]

Did this happen at the party yesterday because I don't really remember much.

[lookscold]

... No, Dan. These aren't party bees.

[forsvaret]

Those are the best bees.

[lookscold]

Those are the non-existent bees in your mind.

i want bees on elastic

[thousandlakes]

Are you going to name them?

rofl god dammit

[lookscold]

Of course not...

Well, if I had to, then... Bee #1... Bee #2..................

.... Bee #3

[thousandlakes]

Can I please name one Sardine Picnic?

[lookscold]

Why would you want to?

[lord_sealand]

You always have such weird pets.

[lookscold]

They're not pets.

[lord_sealand]

Why not?

[lookscold]

There are too many of them.

Plus, there's the whole fact that they're bees.

[maztrusis]

That must be... r-really uncomfortable...

[lookscold]

I haven't been stung yet, but I'm kind of dreading it because I know it's coming sooner or later...

[maztrusis]

Please don't get stung...! Do you even know if you're allergic? I-If you are, that could be really, really bad... I think people can die from bee stings, r-right...?

[lookscold]

I was kinda hoping the killing bees were only in Africa. Allergies, huh...

[oftpartitioned]

omggg.... MAKE THE PUFFIN EAT THEM!!

[lookscold]

He'll get splinters in his throat from the stingers.

[oftpartitioned]

omg do it

[lookscold]

You realize that's a bad thing, right?