Mama! Mama, look what I can do!!

[With a wide grin, he picks up a gun-looking device and shoots himself in the temple.]

Mama, did you suddenly start cooking with a lot more garlic? But like...fake garlic?

I taste weird.

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Mama --

How many times do I have to remind you to wipe the sink down when you're done using it?

Iceland --

I still keep finding piles of ash in corners. You know how I feel about this.

Monaco
Nauru
Tuvalu
San Marino
Marshall Islands
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Maldives
Malta
Grenada
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Barbados
Antigua and Barbuda
Andorra
Palau
New Zealand

Belarus, these are the people your people would be joining if you wish for us to incorporate you.

I'm back! I went home after that really cool festival! We had some leaks I had to fix, but I don't think I'll have to go back to fix anything for a while.

What's this about France?

WHY DID I TELL THAT JERK THAT I LIKE HIM

I mean

All I want is --

MAMA!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BROTHER


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Hey, everyone!!

Stop by the Sealand booth and become a Lord or Lady! Only sixty euro! Or however much it costs in Desai.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAPA!!

And happy belated to you too uncle Denmark!!

Where is everybody? No one's home.