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[lookscomefirst]

I got my parents to get me a copy of the new Muggle Studies book and I love how the only mention I get involves what my boggart happens to be.
WHICH BY THE WAY IS SO LIKE WRONG.
My Boggart happens to be myself wearing last seasons robes, HELLO.

You know I bet she'll ship me off to India in her seventh book I mean its not like I'm all that

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[no_opinion]

It is sad how she lies about you, my dear twin, but I was only ever mentioned in our Sorting. I'm not even named. And I'm very troubled by how she writes about Vincent. I fear if I ever do make an appearance, she'll try to cover up his tragic death by marrying him off to me. Except she won't name me. I'm sure she's much too frightened to ever write about Lav and me happy together forever!

[lookscomefirst]

Ew, I much prefer you being a lesbian then hanging about in Ibiza with a corpse boy.
Like seriously.

I bet she'll hook Lav up with Ron at some point to hide the face she's a lesbian and Ron cant get any.

[no_opinion]

Oh, I don't think he's a corpse like Cedric, but a ghost. Then again, I haven't seen for myself. But surely there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, dear, so it's not a matter of "preferring" me to be one?

Ron? That would be too easy for her, what with our esteemed Lavender having borrowed her body for awhile. Perhaps with Neville?

[lookscomefirst]

Neville?

Um no.
Even in fiction no.

[waitingfortom]

Please, I WISH I got THAT kind of treatment! Do I look like a quiet blushing girl?! And she had no right to write about how I reacted to the Dementors!

... You're terrified of last season's robes?

I bet I'll spend the seventh book an eternally red-faced, barely-vocal mess who only exists to react blushingly to Harry and gigglingly to girls. And I might as well have a butter dish glued to my elbow. Hell, my forehead. That's right. I'm the queen of butter dishes.

[lookscomefirst]

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Have you see last years robes Ginny? IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRLS NIGHTIE.

I cant even remmeber what you were like before you started straightening your hair and wearing push up bras. I'm not sure what a butter dish is though.

[waitingfortom]

You mean that's not a little girl's--

HEY! I DON'T WEAR PUSH-UPS! OFTEN! They're so uncomfortable! And unlike YOU, I haven't had my breasts enlarged at any point!

Hmph!

It's easier to leave it natural but I thought straightening gave it a nice finish! Do you like it better wavy? And a butter dish is a thing you put sticks of butter on so you can butter your buns!

[karkers]

You're at least getting mention in stupid books. Igor is nothing for such. Maybe never will get mention.

What ridiculous fear!

[lookscomefirst]

Nobody mentions you because nobody knows who you are.
I'm not even sure why you're on the community! are you the new Hogwarts caretaker?

AND ITS NOT RIDICULOUS, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS YOU WEIRD STALKER.

[karkers]

I'm not stalker of you.

I'm Igor Karkaroff. Was Headmaster of Durmstrang. You maybe were seeing around time of Triwizard, but too busy being fool girl afraid of old fashion to notice entire thing even happenated.

Why would any ghost want to caretake anything? How could we?

[lookscomefirst]

Why cant you speak english?

[drunkirishdude]

Apparently me boggart is a banshee?? Does that Muggle Studies professor even do any proper research or does this all come for her bloomin' head??!? Everyone knows that leprechauns are plenty more scary than a simple banshee... I mean, have you seen the beards on those things?? For meself, I've got some leprechaun cousins and we stay well away from that side of the family, I'll say that!

Blimey, I don't think anyone knows what me own boggart would be, much less HER!!! I wouldn't be surprised if she had me go completely straight and sober by the end!! She'd better not separate me and me Deanie, that's all I have to say!!!!!

[lookscomefirst]

You know I thought your boggart would be an empty beer bottle.

[drunkirishdude]

Er, well, it might not be quite that, exactly. Er.

[herbology_dork]

it really seems as though she doesn't know any of us at all, doesn't it?

and you aren't unimportant at all!

[lookscomefirst]

Was your Boggart really Snape when you were little? I have trouble remembering that far back but I'm sure I would have noticed a boggart in drag.

[herbology_dork]

it was for just the first couple of years, before he started his relationship with Remus Lupin. but it didn't really turn into Snape in my Gran's dress, it was just wearing her vulture hat.

[lookscomefirst]

Oh yes the hat thing! I just thought Snape had little to no fashion sense.

I had a very sexy dream about you last night you know...