Family Circus may be right up there with Marmaduke in the Patheon of Crappy and Outdated Comics, but it sure is great to make fun of.


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A succinct yet accurate summary of my life to date, as organized in three convinient points:

1. I have been working my ass off since Friday afternoon.

2. I still have'nt finished my homework.

3. Tommorrow is Monday.

Sometimes I really, really hate being a junior.

Check this out:

look familiar?

I am infinitely amused.

C=

Ladies and gentlemen, it's gonna be a Pottertastic summer.


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So I just spent about 10 minutes looking through my journal archives instead of finishing my APES lab report rough draft (yes, I AM that much of a loser!), and I have come to the vital and revolutionary conclusion that I must be one of the most erratic journal updaters of all time. Hard. Core ( Read more... )

The headline of the day

choice excerpt: "Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav."

Apparently he was "Unable to perform for his two female breeding partners for nearly a year and a half".
Sorry, ladies.

I really should be off being industrious on my APUSH Paper of Intimidating Enormity which is due tommorrow, (Buh nuhn DUHN...), but somehow I can't bring myself to care. A decision I will probably regret at three o'clock this morning, but hey. What. Ever. c=

I have most of my homework done, a paragraph of my APUSH essay finished, a ridiculous new userpic, and a slice of cheesecake sitting in the fridge. Life is good.

Ok, so my brief sob story is that I went to the testing link on the website they've been shouting about during the annoucements to try and register for the AP tests I have to take but not only would the stupid thing not let me through no matter how many times I tried (it wouldn't accept my username and password when I clicked on the link to the ( Read more... )

So I had a really strange moment about a minute ago (literally) when I checked my email and discovered an informational email from a college in South Carolina. Sounds pretty normal, right? Wrong. It's not just any old college in South Carolina, it's a MILITARY college in South Carolina. I quote from the brochure:

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