Mr. Bowyer winked at me during class today for the second day running. It was one of the most disturbing experiences of my life. Pretty much on par with this exchange that occured earlier in the year when I made the grave mistake of coming to ask for help at lunch (to defend my honor, Mrs. Huddleston wasn't around and I only did it once):

Can't ( Read more... )

OK, so the story is I read Tara latest entry about her weird dream the other night and started up a comment to tell about mine, but it got too long so I'm putting it here. Awesome!

My folks and I were in the car (which itself is odd because my mom is rarely in my dreams, and my father has never appeared at all before) and said we were going to Best ( Read more... )

Hey guys! It's quarter til 1 currently. Always a great time to be finishing your Great Gatsby paper! I'm remarkably awake but haven't the slightest freaking clue what I'm doing. Yeah - basically I didn't get out of school until 5 because of Alice in Wonderland rehersals and then I had to fix dinner because Mom's sickish (just a cold...phew!) and ( Read more... )

Here’s one writer I have absolutely no respect for ( Read more... )

Ok...so the story is one of my cats (who had gotten rather disgustingly sick) is now a lot better, and Workman #1, Cabinet Installer Extraordinaire, is thorugh in the kitchen. Now the best part is we have no water in the kitchen, and the shower had picked a really convinient time to go kaphut. Bathing in a storage bin? Heck YES!

Ok, I feel like I should explain this. The reason I have been going like straight home from school since forever last month ago and barely see any of you guys except at lunch is we are having our kitchen remodeled and one of the cats is totally, disgustingly sick (and is in fact having surgery on Tuesday! What fun!) and a boatload of other shit ( Read more... )

So..basically nothing has happened to me these past few days except for in APUSH on Thursday, when Mrs. "The Incredibly Intense" Newmark came within about three inches of bitch-slapping me during class. Holy crap!

Yesterday...it took me FOREVER to finish my homework. But today...I was all done at 5:30. AND I got an ice cream sandwich on the way home from school! Rock rock on ( Read more... )

I am beginning to think that I am, unbeknownst to me, trying to break some kind of record about the number of songs running through a single head. Currently I have the Crossfade song 'Cold', which is really strange considering I haven't even heard it in about two years, Goo Goo Dolls - Extra Pale, Coldplay - What If, The Beatles - Please Please Me ( Read more... )

Please note that I am not, repeat AM NOT, making this up.

Queen Elizabeth I:  What in God's name do we have in common with the Dutch?
Rober Dudley, Earl of Leicester:  Our religion, ma'am!
Queen Elizabeth I:  The Dutch have no religion, they have cheese.

Queen Elizabeth I:  Bacon, people who compliment me on my breasts, even in Latin, run the risk ( Read more... )