I'm on fucking twitter like a fucking asshole.

twitter.com/lindswhitaker

Follow me thanks!  I'm using it to help out with the whole comedy thing.  You really need these now!

I made a promise to myself to never hit anyone again (for obvious reasons).  But of course I am a fucking magnet for this shit....

Britt Beatdown, dude just stop it.

SETTING - Underbar, 3 am ish?

War wounds - embarrassment over texts I kept sending to a dude that I like when it's dark outside.

I walk in and Brit says hello to me (we've put all that ( Read more... )

I'm a work in progress but this is where I'm at now:

I'd appriciate any comments and ratings you could leave on youtube.  Thanks!

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If you don't already know, I'm making a stand up video at Liar's Club on Monday at 9pm.  Please come is you can.  I'm super nervous because I haven't done it in about 7 months.  I've got some new jokes, and I've built on the old ones.  Hopefully you will enjoy it ( Read more... )

Setting: Underdog, 4am-ish

Me and the usual suspects plus one K80 ordered some food and then things got weird.  Clothes were taken off, I was cooking behind the counter, body parts were exposed. We were having a great time.

Then some rock of love looking chicks decided to start a fight with us.  Food was thrown, heads were pushed.  I had a moment, ( Read more... )

Last night my dad told me, "I wish I left your mom when she was pregnant with you."  Apparently just the thought of me having MS is "too much stress"  and I "wouldn't understand" what he is going through.

I still talk to him because when I go out of town I need my parents to take Sadey. She likes being out there.

For the past month I've been having INSANE nightmares.  Very real, very fucked up.  I assumed it was because I am taking meds that create little dudes to go inside my brain and eat all the bad guys. (for real, I have an animated representation of it ( Read more... )

I started to cry in a public place yesterday.  I had no idea it was coming.  All I did was say "this is my life." and tears just kind of popped out.  I snuck 'em back in real quick and everyone played it off like I wasn't a mess.  I blame it on my period ( Read more... )

Because I'm a rad roomie, I made my roomates easter baskets FULL of goodies and toys.  I like my new living arrangement, Shawn has dinner on the table for me when I come home from work <3.  That's a first ( Read more... )

I went to a Soul Review show on Sat.  It was AWESOME.  I didn't realize there were so many bands doing that still.  It was a nice change of pace.

The host band is from chicago and they are called JC Brooks and the Uptown Sound.

Really enjoyable.