Could someone photograph me while I am in a Tom Cruise outfit. I need to show a singing telegram company that I look like a celebrity. Im thinking I will sing "Danger Zone."

I WENT TO THE DANGER ZONE
BADADA BADADADAAA
I WENT TO THE DANGER ZO-ONE!

I am not kidding, someone with digital camera know how needs to give me a shout.

I will update my livejournal no more forever

Cari: "Tom, Tom, Tom ( Read more... )

I cannot sleep. I am exhausted, but I cannot sleep. Is there something wrong with me? Has some of my wiring shorted out? I am going to be seriously in trouble when my perfect/beautiful body runs dry of whatever fuel sleep provides me with ( Read more... )

Again I have to start waking up at a reasonable hour of the day and then trek to the university where I will "learn." I don't mind going to school, sometimes it becomes annoying but it is never a real hassle, but it never seems all that rewarding. Soon i will get my degree and then the adventure that is life will come to a halt, as I will ( Read more... )

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Step 1
Cut a hole in a box

Step 2
Put your dick in that box

Step 3
Make her open that box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )