"De Ja vu" was an awesome movie. It easily is the most creative approach to fucking with the past since Marty Macfly went all Darth Vader on his chud of a father. Just imagine every Denzel Washington movie and add the "in your face" fashion statement that is, Time goggles. It was a very intense movie. Me and my lady actually watched every second of ( Read more... )

Val Kilmer has turned my frown upside down, with lasers.

I think i just aced my Medieval England exam. I was the first person to finish, which could mean i forgot something, but im sure i didnt. I answered a good 90% of all the questions the prof asked in class, It would be higher but before my brother dropped out he was answering about half the questions; and we didnt even do the readings ( Read more... )

The problem with no school is too much free time. I need something to do or i will do something stupid: possibly naked. And even though im bored during the hours im awake, i still try to stay up as late as possible. It is almost like im competing with the previous day's Tom in some sort of high stakes chess match. Instead of a prize, i win nothing ( Read more... )

So my lady offered to get me high, and i accepted. I figured i should give it a shot, being a heathen and all. I felt only a little different, and i apparently smoked a large amount; 2 bowls. If getting high means that your brain feels like a fish tank that is slightly being leaned to one side then I dont see what the big fuss is over. Hell when i ( Read more... )

If God wanted me to write my papers he would not have given me an imagination.

Nothing makes you feel like a World War I flying ace more than giving a girl a blue scarf and telling her, "I'll be back before Christmas."

Good weekend and even better Monday.

HANGOVER

God's way of telling me I made an ass of myself throughthe magic of booze.
Also the sign that i had a good time.

I was surprised this weekend when a girl and I "got together." I say "got together" because I am not sure to what degree we are committed to each other and i did not want to make it sound like I am a nickel pimp. I had always had a crush on her but it never worked out where we were not already with other people. she has an awesome personality, and ( Read more... )

All this time i thought all the black people in Battlestar galactica died during the cylon attack. Something about not getting on the bus. Of course the truly love-able and handsome viewers like me demanded a black cylon slaying, badass, preferably named after a ferocious animal, to be miracled out of the equally black, blackness of space. Oh yeah ( Read more... )