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[loothian]

…Is this a Palm Pilot? I don’t remember ever getting one of these…or…going to sleep here…

Uh...!

I didn’t drink, I know that, so, that explanation’s out the window…not my kinda thing…

Maybe I hit my head! Or maybe it wasn’t me, maybe it was those idiots who -

Nevermind.

Wherever I am and whoever’s here, hi, my name is Lucian! Nice to meet you, if you

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[fidbadach]

HELLO NEW PERSON!

[here's Lucy fiddling with the audio function.]

[loothian]

H --

Hi!

...Do you know where we are? I'm...confuthed...

[here's niamh being cute and slightly hyperactive.]

[fidbadach]

We're on a boat! On the ocean! That tastes like salt!

You're confuthed? What's a confuthed?

[Text, now!]

[loothian]

It's just how I talk.

...How in the heck did I get on a boat?!

[lilyground]

"Lucy-anne"?

[Audio]

[loothian]

Thanne!

...Ith -- ith thith a place full of kidth?

[Audio]

[lilyground]

Huh? You talk funny!

[Text]

[loothian]

...Then I'll just type?

Knew people weren't going to like it here, either...oh well!

[deinxxrazer]

You're on the MS Elegante, a cruise ship run by madmen. Good luck.

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[loothian]

...

[loothian]

What?

[deinxxrazer]

A cruise ship.

The captain is insane. And an idiot.

The first mate is a bastard. And an idiot to trust the captain.

Avoid them, though, and things are all right.

[goinglightly]

I think it's a dream. Or maybe not.

[loothian]

Hopefully.

Hooopefully.

[goinglightly]

Are you kidding? This is a great dream. I've never seen a room this nice outside of a magazine.

And that one time I used the Ritz's bathroom and got turned around.

[Audio]

[loothian]

...My father ith here, but he doethn't know who I am.

That'th why I hope it'th a dream.

[loothian]

...Are there a lot of people here?