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[loothian]

…Is this a Palm Pilot? I don’t remember ever getting one of these…or…going to sleep here…

Uh...!

I didn’t drink, I know that, so, that explanation’s out the window…not my kinda thing…

Maybe I hit my head! Or maybe it wasn’t me, maybe it was those idiots who -

Nevermind.

Wherever I am and whoever’s here, hi, my name is Lucian! Nice to meet you, if you

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[shenghuanzhe]

I'm First Mate Kage, and you're on board the M.S. Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore. Relax, enjoy the amenities on board and have a good voyage.

[Audio]

[loothian]

...Thank you for the information!

I'll enjoy mythelf the betht I can, Kage.

[meinxxherz]

Hey, uhm, Lucian. I'm--I-I'm Herz.

I'm sorry you're, uh, stuh-stuck here with us, though...

I guess the ship isn't a-all bad, though.

[Audio]

[loothian]

...Herz!

Did you forget me, too?

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[meinxxherz]

I-I'm...

I'm suh-sorry? I...d-don't think I--

...

y-your post just--just today...

...

I--I'm confused.

[Audio] B|

[awesomeoncrack]

...Another new one. Can you talk?

[Audio]

[loothian]

...Yeth.

[Audio]

[awesomeoncrack]

..."Yeth."

The fuck is a "Yeth".

[Text]

[loothian]

...I have a lisp.