duh
I just realized that the incredibly attractive woman was hitting on me yesterday.

Sorry ma'am, but I'm both taken and clueless.

Nice of you to try though.

For da twins

I'm Getting Married! I'm Getting Married!!

Janel, you need to respond to this

Check out this music video from 1939:
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=161372

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

I'm going to be 28. Fucking 28. Then comes 29 a step behind 30. I'm having a bunch of minor psychological crises about this. I mock people who worry about getting old, but damn. I'm really starting to wonder what the hell I've been doing with my life. Bill Gates was already well on his way by 28, to say nothing of thousands of other lesser (and ( Read more... )