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[lord_christ]

This is a picture of me saving a girl with "couch-potato-itis" today. Her parents were sick of her slacking around all day pretending to be bonesaw so they said "Hey Jesus. Make our worthless daughter do something." Usually I let people just do their own thing, but I really hate to see this girl always in a bed slutting it up. I killed the guy

Comments

I fixed it like the real Jesus would!

[birdkiller189]

Re: I fixed it like the real Jesus would!

[lord_christ]

Thank you my son. Many blessings

Re: I fixed it like the real Jesus would!

[birdkiller189]

How about a car and a job?

[magnum_slash]

Jesus doesn't even know how to post a fucking picture.

Nice try noob.

[random_journal]

maybe jesus has to much on his hands like shutting up little morons like you. anyway great journal jesus, your going on my friends list faster than my mom eats burgers. -Random_Journal

[birdkiller189]

Ha, you don't even know how the average live journaler works noob. He will never see your post, at least not until later, because you did not reply, so when he checks his e-mail he won't know you were dissing him.

[magnum_slash]

is that a picture of you sucking the cock in your avatar?

[aloneinyourhead]

/slow clap. . . you got him there turbo. . gj *COUGH* MORON *COUGH* WHOCARES *COUGH*

[the_lord_satan]

Your end is near supposed son of god. Prepare to feel my wrath. Fear me.