This is, without doubt, the best game I have played....


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Idiots.

www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com suggests the following, should I bother to vote at all.


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Tonight dear readers, I am typing to you from my shiny new laptop. It's a struggle to refrain from ejaculating into one of its numerous interface ports.

In other news.....

a) Sneezing : UNDERRATED

b) KFC advert with 'Sandra' : Sandra, please call Lord_Floaty... he needs to explore your cavernous mouth.

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Today I have, unintentionally, used the word 'geese' in the stead of the word 'women'. I dismiss the suggestions that this is in any way Freudian. I suspect, rather, that it is a change coming over me.

.... and the heady scent thereof.