[Just prior to this episode beginning...]
bridgeweaver: "Our baby sleeps through Kimberly Trip shows."
darkmoon: "Hell, I do that!"

[As the Rancor keeper runs up to his dead pet...]
darkmoon: "Fluffy! Not my Fluffy!We, the test subjects, have just had a three-minute discussion about the overall unlikely nature of the Sarlacc. I mean, most humans don't even live for a ( Read more... )

A couple of inter-movie comments, to demonstrate the level of punchiness we've reached:
tiggrrl: "Y'know, fiber is not what I look for in a sexual experience..."

[Following a comment about certain, um, unmentionable practices and their consequences...]
darkmoon: "Aaaaah! I cannot un-hear that!"

rainyadair: "Are you having a moment with the frosting?"
the_misha: "...I'll be in my ( Read more... )

Now, should we turn this into a roving event, or (fingers crossed) an annual marathon of deep stupidity, you folks in Sacramento must realize that you are the Alpha Team. The vanguard. The guinea pigs ( Read more... )

the_misha, as the opening scroll starts: "Okay, sing along if you know the words by now!"

"Dear Penthouse Forum: I never believed something like this would happen to me, but there I was, a lonely astrodroid rolling through the desert, when all of a sudden..."

Shannon: "I think R2 speaks caffeinated German."

Shannon: "Comb the desert!"
bridgeweaver: "Where's the ( Read more... )

We've finished the first trilogy, and are now heading into Classic Star Wars. Goddamn, this movie is incredible. Meanwhile, here are some excerpts from the previous insanity...

"This is R2D2's best movie."
"Well, he was the hero of the series..."

aleeceh: "I hope those droids don't cost much."
the_misha: "Only if you buy them individually; in bulk they're much ( Read more... )

It's alarming to me how bad even the good actors are when forced to interact with the CGI atrocity that is J**-J** B ( Read more... )

...well, Sacramento, but you get the idea.

Seat belts are being fastened, last-minute runs to the potty are being made, cups of coffee are being refilled, and then, we begin.

Ave Lucas et Jackson! Salutes e moratorium!

Wish us luck.

Now, I swear that when I was in junior high or high school, my best friend gave me a copy of a Middle Earth Cookbook which I never looked at and eventually donated to the library bookstore or something. It might all be an elaborate daydream, but it *feels* real in my head ( Read more... )

TIE Fighter Ties
These galactical finger-foods are sure to start a battle in your very own kitchen: a battle over who takes command of the fresh-from-the-oven fleet of TIE Fighter Ties!

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Beverages:

Yoda Soda

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