Eighteen! [Video]

[lord_sealand]

[The video switches on to show a very serious Sealand, with tiny ears poking through his golden hair. He looks serious, but his very fluffy golden tail is swishing behind him furiously with excitement. He reaches up to scratch at an ear, his hands now paws.]

The time has finally come!

[He beams widely at the camera, his canines poking through.]

Comments

[ohhwowwlovely]

Sandy?

[ohhwowwlovely]

You're a puppy!

[lord_sealand]

Are you a fish? Can you command my navy?

[ohhwowwlovely]

No...I'm some kind of marsupial.

I think I'm a wombat.

I could burrow boobie traps?

[lord_sealand]

Then you'll be a part of my army!!

[maztrusis]

I-I-I can do it! The navy! R-Riga has a nice port for a n-n-navy!

...why... a-are we doing this now, though?

[lord_sealand]

Because I've decided to get my territory once and for all!!

[maztrusis]

I-I thought w-we were g-going to... t-to wait until we were o-older and s-s-stronger...

N-Not that I mind!

[lord_sealand]

I won't get stronger without conquering that jerk!