Twenty Two!

[lord_sealand]

I spent the weekend on a longboat. Mama, can we get one? Also that jerk England worked for me!

Also I keep hearing weird chewing noises at night.

Comments

[maztrusis]

I guess... being on a longboat is a lot better than going to a Soviet secondary school...?

A-And weird chewing noises aren't good... Maybe you have chipmunks in your wall?

[lord_sealand]

The longboat was cool! I was captain! And I had a handaxe. I had no idea what anyone was saying, though.

They're big chewing noises. And crunching. I don't know what it is.

[maztrusis]

Y-You were the captain...?! That's really neat! I was... really unimportant, like usual... b-but I'm glad you had a good time...!

Hm... maybe a big... dog? I don't know about that... I-I mean, I've had chipmunks in my walls before, but they only made small chewing and scratching and squeaking noises, s-so...

[lord_sealand]

Aw, Latvia, you're always important! I think you are, anyway.

It sounds bigger than a dog. I'll have to hunt for it if it comes back tonight!

And chipmunks are cute.

spoiler: he's totally lying

[thousandlakes]

Oh longboats were so much fun!! all that uh

pillaging and such.........

[thousandlakes]

Chewing? I haven't heard anything!

[lord_sealand]

We didn't pillage? We just rowed around and sang songs. Though some of the men looked impatient. I just assumed they were hungry...

And mama, it's loud. Are you sure?

[thousandlakes]

Right, not pillaging, I meant... the other stuff...

Not a thing! Maybe it's just one of the neighbours by your wall?