WoD- Weighted Pull-ups

[lordarmor]

Today Lord Armour addresses a question of deadly import. How much armor can Lord Armour safely wear whilst dangling from a precipice? Or, more appropriately, how much damsel can Lord Armour safely have dangling from his waist after a thrilling bout of cliff sex goes horribly, horribly awry

Comments

[alchemi]

lordarmour should console himself with the thought of all the sex toys he could carry up to the tower whereupon said damsel is being unjustly imprisoned by her fiendish father and/or devilish enchantress.

[lordarmor]

The devilish enchantress might be a better use for 35lbs of such implements.