Everybody knows that Garfield strips are very rarely funny. Which is why people edit them, I think...
Anyway, I had Photoshop open, so I thought, "Why not?"
And about four hours later...tada!

Oh, yes, it did take that long.

L'original:

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I was strolling along the aisles of my local supermarket yesterday when I saw this woman clutching her rather protruding tummy. "Aww, cute," I thought to myself. "Babies ( Read more... )

...is a hardy species of plant native to China which adapts well to most temperate climates -- making it suitable for inexperienced gardeners.

Then I could discover dinosaurs and name them stupid things like "Nigersaurus."

At all.

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"I sure did!"

OH. MY. FREAKING. GOODNESS.

PARTIALLY NAKED PETER!!!

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Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village blacksmith sat
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
And coming off in his hat

Eat onions. They're good for you.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7069343.stm

...I order in an English accent. Because I'm crazy like that.

I have a stye on my bottom eyelid. A fricking stye. Which means I can't wear contacts...
DAMN YOU, INCONVENIENCE!

So, like, my exam's on Tuesday...leaving me about...nine hours to study subject I know nothing about.
...I can do it. I'm awesome. Right?

So instead he's watching National Geographic videos on youtube. Some of this stuff is really quite interesting.

Also, after watching the episodes Scorpion Parts I and II, I have a further compulsion to watch Star Trek: Voyager. "So that's how Seven of Nine got severed from the Borg Collective ( Read more... )

http://www.star-telegram.com/metro_news/story/257747.html

I mean, a crowbar? Really?

I think I might just...visit that guy, not talk to him, and then paralyse him from the neck down.

Stupid man. >=(