Jon Robyns is insanely attractive. Simon Lipkin is also hot, but, Jon Robyns >>> Simon Lipkin by so, so much.

And, like...

Grégory Lemarchal > Jon Robyns > Rain > Brent van Zant > Ian Somerhalder ( Read more... )

...let's have sex.

Lots of it.

Really.

Sincerely,
Me

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Heroes does have a rather attractive cast, come to think of it. And yes, I have been thinking of it.
So I now present...the top five Heroes people...who are reasonable attractive...in their order of...my wanting to...have sex with them.

1. Milo Ventimiglia (Peter Petrelli)

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What the hell, right? I don't even like mellow, acoustic crap ( Read more... )

Kids are so stupid these days.

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A pirate captain and his first mate are looking for a treasure they buried in a swamp years ago. They land on the proper island, and follow the map to the swamp. Around the point where the water is up to their knees, the pirate captain bumps his shin on something heavy ( Read more... )

Doctor: I've got good new and bad news. The good news is, you're not a hypochondriac.

Turn that into a comic. It'll be funny.

I estimate I've probably accumulated a total six years of sleep debt.
That would mean, of course, that I'd have to be around twenty-four years old and to have never slept in my entire life.

But it's possible.

Sleep debt. Damn you, sleep bank. People don't do interest payments on sleep.

Paying $55 for a tattoo.

And then paying another $2,000 to get it removed four days later.

No pics.

Um...


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