Kill me

[lordelrohir]

My head is still shaved.

My stomach is now the size of a small moon.

My feet have swollen.

I HATE YOU ALL!!!

*sob*

Please, if there are any Valar listening, make me like I was! I want to be pretty again.

*sniff*

Comments

[tulkas]

You want to be George Harrison again?

Okay... *cracks fingers* Let's see if I can remember how to do this...

[lordelrohir]

O.O

No, no no no!! Pretty! I want to be pretty like I was!!

((Hint: in the beginning))

SHUT UP MUN!!

[tulkas]

oh! You're either asking to be a fetus or your first look.

*snaps fingers* Done.

[lordelrohir]

NO!! I'm not, my Mun!! You ca-

*poofs*

Fuckses.