I should learn how to play the accordion so that one day I could play it for a metal band as cool as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yM3XJZDV0Y&feature=related

I've decided to photoshop some vintage Valentine's Day cards. Expect some very demented Valentine's Day cards from me over the next few days.

Here's the first one.

Shackleton & Vengeance Tenfold - the Rope Tightens (full length)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4A_3FpACxc

Also, while not a song, this video is hillarious
Jane Austen's Fight Club: http://www.youtube.

It's not everyday you find an internet meme being sold as a stuffed animal. I just hope no one comes up with a pedobear stuffed animal.

http://twitpic.com/25aog9

I can't help but think that Showgirls would have been a much more amusing film had the other cast members from Saved by the Bell been in it...

...imagine if it was Mr. Belding that uttered the line: "It must be weird not having anybody cum on you."

...or if it was Screech who said the line: "I'm erect, why aren't you erect?"

how easily fooled are you?

http://www.sonicwall.com/phishing/index.html

I kept waking up last night from nightmares. In the first one, I was helping someone escape from a guy that was trying to kill them. Then the killer ended up capturing me and torturing me. In the second nightmare, I was in an office building. Then the power went out and creepy ghosts started popping up giving ominous and foreboding messages. I ( Read more... )

My dad just told me that when he was little he used put coins on the train tracks to watch them get flattened. So I said to him, "so, YOU'RE the reason why we don't have bullet trains in america!"

I typed "I like big bibles" into google and this is what I got: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4&feature=fvw lol.

I noticed this guy also has on his channel a video of baptisms crosscut with scenes from The Transformers. WTF?! If Family Guy has taught us anything, it's that Optimus Prime is Jewish.

You probably won't have much luck reaching me on my cell phone recently as I broke it. :(

Pretty much your best bet for reaching me is online until I get another phone.