DEAR FUCKEN BRIAN ( Read more... )

FUCK!
I JUST TRIED TO GO TO HTTP://WWW.ASKJEEVES.COM AND... AND.... IT'S FUCKEN GONE!  ALL THAT'S LEFT IS FUCKEN ASK.COM; WHAT HAPPENED TO JEEVES?  THEY MUSTA CAPPED JEEVES..... FUCK!
THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE IN THIS FUCKEN WORLD I COULD DEPEND ON TO HANDLE MY BIDDING.  WHO ELSE CAN I ASK WHERE TO ( Read more... )

ALL RIGHT, I JUST REMEMBERED A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH FUCKEN BRIAN- "YEAH, CHRISS IS SO NEAT AND PROPER, HE PROBABLY HAS A BOX OF TISSUES OR SOMETHING FAGGY WHEN HE SPANKS THE MONKEY, WHAT A FAG"

SO THIS LIVEJOURNAL IS ABOUT HOW REAL MEN BEAT OFF. 
1.  YOU GOTTA FIND SOME PORN, AS MOST PEOPLE, LIKE ME, AREN'T IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH TO THINK UP ( Read more... )

ALL RIGHT, WE ALL FUCKEN KNOW THAT THE KING AND THE QUEEN ARE TOPS.  THEY'RE HIGH SHIT. 
NOW I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT THIS FUCKEN MUSIC DOWNLOADING OVER THE INTERNET.  EVERYONE'S USING THEIR COMPUTERS WITH INTEL CENTRINO MOBILE TECHNOLOGY TO GET ON THE INTERNET AND DOWNLOAD THIS MUSIC......  BUT I JUST REALIZED- IF SOMEONE DOESN'T BUY THE MUSIC IN ( Read more... )

OK, LET ME GET THE GANG TOGETHER IN MY HEAD SO I CAN SAY WHAT SEINFELD CHARACTERS EVERYONE IS FUCKEN LIKE.....

OK, SO OBVIOUSLY I'M KRAMER BECAUSE I'M FUCKEN COOL AND SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES AND EVERYONE LIKES ME.
CHRISS IS A BORING, NEAT, FAG SO HE'S JERRY. YEAH..... HE'S NOT A TOTAL LOSER PLUS HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, SO CHRISS HAS GOTTA BE FUCKEN JERRY ( Read more... )

An essay on naked women ( Read more... )

SO I PICKED UP A PENCIL ( Read more... )

STEREO: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, ALL YA NEED IS A GOOD HEADUNIT. THE SPEAKERS ARE MOSTLY FOR SHOW. SO IF YOU'RE ENTERING A CONTEST, YOU NEED FLASHY NIGGER SPEAKERS. BUT FOR ME, I JUST LIKE GOOD SOUND SO I GOT A NICE HEADUNIT THAT MAKES PRETTY COLORS AND I CAN TURN IT UP LOUD TO MAKE IT SOUND BETTER, WITH A REMOTE I MIGHT ADD! NOW ONCE YOU ( Read more... )

HERE'S A PIC I FOUND FROM WHEN I WENT WTIH CHRISS TO THE CARSHOW:
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THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO A FUCKEN VEGAN RESTAURANT WITH MY FRIENDS. IT WAS SO FUCKEN STUPID. THIS STUPID GIRL, WHO IS NOT REALLY MY FRIEND BUT THIS CHICK I HANG OUT WITH TO GET HAND JOBS, MADE US GO TO THIS FUCKEN RESTAURANT. NO MEAT WHAT THE FUCK. I ORDERED FAKE MEAT, BUT I JUST PRETENDED IT WAS REAL MEAT, LIKE WHEN I PRETEND THE FLESHLIGHT IS ( Read more... )