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[lordof_imladris]

Dear Arda,

Italy is pretty. We are prettier. Having wonderful time. Hope the ducks have gone. Will be royally pissed if Celeborn didn't clean the house like he promised--means Erestor will have to scrub overtime, which might be his job, but it's never Celeborn clean. Sex is so much better when taking place in a swaying lifeboat. Have been

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[annlarimer]

My room had ducks in it.

Imladris is an odd place.

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[lordof_imladris]

Tell me you knew that when you moved in. Not like there's anything to do about it, but still.

[annlarimer]

Oh, I know. It's just...ducks? The hell?

[lordof_imladris]

I wash my hands of the duck crap. Except not literally, what with the whole trip thing.