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Had a dream, well, a nightmare, about some guy caled weird Sam. There were two of him, and they were chasing me through a castle hidden away in a gigantic forest that had overgrown apocalyptic England. I stood there looking at them both crouching and grinning at me, and I lookd over at an abandoned house out in the forest ( Read more... ) -
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This marketing executive spent all day washing dishes for a living.
I'm currently walking around the house stark bollock naked, sqashing spiders with a hammer. It makes me feel better.
I think I've finally gone insane. -
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This marketing executive spent all day washing dishes for a living.
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Fuck I'm bored.
Open Mic: Tell me guilty insane stories of lunacy that you wouldn't admit to your closest friends or your parents. Confess. Repent. Anonymous posting welcome. IP logging turned off. -
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I woke up this morning to find a pile of Sin City comics left outside my door by my new housemate.
Things like that really make me smile. -
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There's ths guy I know who goes to metal gigs and gets into violent moshpits on a regular basis for a hobby. He comes to my house party (complete with bouncy castle, rocket launchers, barbecues, etc etc) and dislocates his thumb and gets three bruised ribs...
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I just walked into my housemate Dave's room to find him sitting wearing a dress pissing himself with laughter over pictures of monkeys being experimented on. -
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Had my last exam today ( Read more... )
