Two exams tomorrow. One of which will be like recieving fellatio from a highly attractive woman after snorting cocaine from her breasts. It will be excellent. The other one however will be like giving fellatio to a rather unattractive elderly woman, after her snorting ketamine to encourage a long overdue bowel mvement. It will be crap ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I have an exam on a text about a knight who kills stuff so he can get himself nuts-deep into his queen. He sticks his sword into lots of horrible things and gets into all kinds of trouble for it, purely because he's got a hugely ambitious libido ( Read more... )

I really get some strange comments sometimes (also see a few entries back. Why the fuck is someone digging up Carli now?). Seriously makes me wonder about the kind of peoplefreaks that read my bullshit on a regular basis.

Who the hell would want to read my bullshit on a regular basis?
Don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Trudging through exam hell and reading old sci-fi books I stole from the Hall library instead of revising. Currently I have two Renaissance plays I want to read by the end of today but I'm captivated by the ideas in a Robert Silverberg short story anthology. It's nothing really special but more inventive than the crap I generally find nowadays. ( Read more... )

Currently I have to write an essay on Miltons Paradise Lost. I did all the reading for it yesterday and had a good look over the essay question, frantically scribbling notes ( Read more... )

You know, I'm actually very surprised that 52 or so people still read this. Or at least still subscribe to this.

MySpace. I'll add anyone and read anything at the moment.

Obey.

Speak.

That is all for now. More maybe in a month or two.

MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) is the most offensive thing I have ever seen.

This morning I recieved a text message from a Uni mate in Tenerife.

"2day i hav learnt a valuable lesson. Always make sure u put suncream on properly or ul end up with 1st degree burns. complete with blisters. im in so much pain!"

Somehow I suddenly feel a lot better about being stuck in Reading with no money.

Recently I downloaded "Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla" in .avi format. The download came with a .srt file which I've since learned is the file containing the subitiles for the movie. However, when I play the file (I use windows media player 10) I don't get subtitles, just a silly monster movie in a language I don't understand (admittedly this shouldn't ( Read more... )

Billi Piper in the new Doctor Who series looks far too much like a girl I did dirty things with in Uni.
Which kinda spoilt my enjoyment of the new episode last night.

Well ok, that's a lie. I loved the new episode. But still...

... Billi Piper in the new Doctor Who series looks far too much like a girl I did dirty things with in Uni.