Comments | lordofshadows: Fuckin' Matt's Fuckin' Sandwiches

lordofshadows

Fuckin' Matt's Fuckin' Sandwiches

Jul 15, 2007 16:26

So a couple of days ago my manager was telling me about these obnoxious girls that came into Boston Market while my brother was working and they were doing this whole valley airhead thing while ordering their sandwich. Apparently they asked if he could make it with love and my brother being my brother played along in this really really cheesy ( Read more... )

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azraelthe7th July 15 2007, 23:11:54 UTC

It's a shame you don't mention the Oblivion family special. That one really takes the soul...cake.

lordofshadows July 16 2007, 01:21:05 UTC

So I see you want a fuckin' free fuckin' sandwich.

azraelthe7th July 16 2007, 01:23:46 UTC

Nah, I've had enough of those. Can I have a fuckin' awesomely free asswhuppin' fuckin' sandwich instead?

lordofshadows July 16 2007, 01:47:48 UTC

Ok, let me get the rotted newborn calf and the shotgun.

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musicwmnvla July 16 2007, 00:21:30 UTC

Best read with the "If you have $99 and a job" car commercial voice. Classic.

lordofshadows July 16 2007, 01:21:21 UTC

:-p

goofybaboon July 16 2007, 19:25:48 UTC

That's fucking great! Do you have any friggin' chicken sandwiches on fleshbread?

lordofshadows July 16 2007, 20:36:54 UTC

Nah, at Fuckin' Matt's Fuckin' Sandwiches we try to be a bit more original. Our sandwiches come straight from the heart, sometimes your heart. We like to try to give people a sandwich that they had a part in making, maybe a piece of their liver or some meat ground off of the arm.

You see this is my very special way of saying to the people that I hate you and want you to die a slow and painful death. My dream is to destroy everyone on the planet. It's a good dream, you know everyone in life needs a purpose, you know, you guys out there, your purpose is to suffer and die and my purpose is to bring that to you in a tasty sandwich.