Merry fucking Christmas to all the shitheads who value saving a few bucks over someone's fucking life.  Got a worker getting trampled to death by hundreds of people while opening the fucking door, two guys shooting each other dead in a goddamn Toys R Us and a woman who ended up having a miscarriage as a result of black friday insanity.  The stores ( Read more... )

I saw The Dark Knight.  As has been said many a time already, this movie is godly as are Heath Ledger and Aaron Eckhart in their roles.  I won't bore you with my point of view on it, chances are the people who are interested in my thoughts will discuss with me in private eventually anyways.  What I will share with you is my idea on how to ( Read more... )

RIP George Carlin

May 12th, 1937 - June 22nd, 2008

Unbelievable... The man was a legend, as old as he was it seemed like he'd go on forever, still doing what he loved to do up into his old age.  I mean, damn man I saw him last year, he was awesome and still had the same sort of edge and energy I had seen in his recorded performances.  Fucking end of ( Read more... )

I am announcing that Fuckin' Matt's Fuckin' Sandwiches are going on tour. We've jacked enough cash to get a big truck and start bringing our product to all new doors, just more to show how dedicated we are to my dream. And ya know, we aren't gunna be slacking even on the road, we'll go out of our way to hit some pedestrians, maybe a few houses, ( Read more... )

So a couple of days ago my manager was telling me about these obnoxious girls that came into Boston Market while my brother was working and they were doing this whole valley airhead thing while ordering their sandwich. Apparently they asked if he could make it with love and my brother being my brother played along in this really really cheesy ( Read more... )

Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, died yesterday after a Sting Ray stabbed him through the heart with the barb on its tail (strangely enough he had not done anything to the sting ray to prompt it).

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20349888-2,00.html

(Shoots the sun in the face!)

(SPOILERS AHEAD ( Read more... )

Uwe Boll, movie director of such travesties as House of Dead, Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne, challenges his critics to "Put up or shut up" giving them an opportunity to go toe-to-toe with him in a boxing ring. Here have a good laugh http ( Read more... )

A SEXY DEVIL'S DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL AN ETERNITY IN HELL!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE ( Read more... )