Random thoughts... what was that SNL sketch they used to do? Deep thoughts, oh yeah. Wonder if they still do it... probably just as unfunny as the rest of the 21st century SNL skits
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can i just say that i feel as though this was a totally uncharacteristic "tom" entry? you've been sounding more content lately. which i'm glad to hear. i dont think i've ever heard you express yourself so candidly about relationships or your hopes and dreams without being prompted. and without sarcasm, too! but seriously, i love that you know exactly what you want, because i'm struggling nailing that kind of stuff down right now. so good for you, man
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Rob, I'm flattered but no, I will not go with you to the Lady Gaga concert in NYC and no, I will not be your valentine. Oh and by the way, who the @#%^ is Sarah Miller? She keeps showing up in my suggested friends box and facebook and she is HOT. Underwear model profile pic?! Very nice. She only has two friends though, and you're one of them... have you been pulling photos from the Victoria's Secret catalog and making fake girlfriend profiles so people think you are 'cool'? Either way, well played.
sadly, sarah miller is not my creation. i accepted her friend request because she's hot. needless to say, i don't know her, and i assume she's some kind of robot because she keeps inviting me to join lame applications/groups. bummer! and it's too bad about lady gaga: i was looking forward to seeing you there, tom. but i guess while i'm participating in a hot, sticky, music-fueled orgie in nyc, you can console yourself with a tub of vasaline and sarah miller's profile picture. to each his own.
now i need to find another valentine. ben? mike? anybody else who reads this?
i think "ben and mike" pretty much covers those who read this. and with any luck i might just be single by valentine's day, the way things are going now. so we'll see, rob!
Tom, email me your writing. I don't think Ive ever read anything of yours. I would even be willing to send you one or two of the shitshows ive been working and they'll make you feel even better about your own work. Seriously I'd love to check some of it out.
valosomnio@gmail.com.
And to be honest, i kind of feel you on the relationship stuff. I wish I had come to that conclusion a long time ago; not necessarily an abandon all hope mentality but to not take any of it too fucking seriously at the least.
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nah, I'm just a dork.
Rob, I'm flattered but no, I will not go with you to the Lady Gaga concert in NYC and no, I will not be your valentine. Oh and by the way, who the @#%^ is Sarah Miller? She keeps showing up in my suggested friends box and facebook and she is HOT. Underwear model profile pic?! Very nice. She only has two friends though, and you're one of them... have you been pulling photos from the Victoria's Secret catalog and making fake girlfriend profiles so people think you are 'cool'? Either way, well played.
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now i need to find another valentine. ben? mike? anybody else who reads this?
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valosomnio@gmail.com.
And to be honest, i kind of feel you on the relationship stuff. I wish I had come to that conclusion a long time ago; not necessarily an abandon all hope mentality but to not take any of it too fucking seriously at the least.
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