Yesterday my dad drank around 16 cans of beer.
Of course, that's only about 6 more than he usually drinks.

At college I saw 2 different people (on 2 different occasions) carrying dollar bills in their mouths.

My dad started his new truck driving job yesterday.
Now if only I could get a job, of course I would have to actually start
looking for one.

Nice people suck!

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Laugh tracks.
Spam (the "food")
Spam (the junk e-mail)
Optimists.
Pessimists.
Having a slow internet connection.
People who write lists of things that annoy them.

Ugly people.
rednecks.
mullets.
Ugly rednecks with mullets.
The t.v. show "Zoom".
Alcoholism.
Mental illness.

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If a man got a sex change and started having sex with lesbians, would that make
him a lesbian?