I heard that on some lame infomercial,
isn't my life AMAZING!

I need to start hanging a jolly roger from my antenna.

It looks really fucking stupid when black people dye their hair blonde.

I have a brilliant battle plan for the upcoming war.

1. Send an army of naked women into Afganastan.
2. Start burning down mausks.
3. Arrest or blacklist anyone who says anything "non patriotic".

That should rid the world of evil.

Hmm... Well the last few months have been a little bit difficult.
My dad lost his job, then I got a job and lost it in less then a week.
Now I'm going back to college and I had to stay after class to get caught up in my
work.

Oh, and there was also that whole terrorist bombing thing.

What was a bigger mistake,
new coke or crystal pepsi?

I got a new job last week, but quit Wednesday because it
SUCKED!

Does anyone else remember seeing those
Sunny delite commercials that talked about how
"natural" it was? Anyone remember checking the back of
the carton the find out that it's made with less than 10%
real juice?

I've been considering starting my own cult.

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