Apparently...

[lordtumnus]

...my middle of the night doorbell ringers weren't vegan as they wasted three or four perfectly good eggs on my front door. The clean up wasn't bad though. In fact, it gave me the impetus to spray off the front porch which had become spider web central as well as being blanketed with a thick layer of Fresno Filth. If you stand still long enough in

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[shangchi]

Have a nice trip. Say hi to Bourbon Street for me.

[lordtumnus]

I don't go down bourbon street, it smells of human waste.

[shangchi]

Guess it doesn't matter. Please say hi to whatever street you find yourself on.

[lordtumnus]

I plan to spend a good portion on Frenchman street.

I'll send it your regards.

[shangchi]

Oh, and if this is what they are doing almost a month before Halloween, they're going to burn your house down when the day comes.

[lordtumnus]

I'll cook the sonsabitches over said fire and eat them as a midnight snack.