For a long time I thought it would never be the same with the two of us. I thought it was all going to die in that hospital bed. My poor little Locutus of Grolen. He sat there all bundled up in the blankets while the doctor clucked his tongue and read over the chart ( Read more... )

This is, more than likely, one of the last times this will ever happen. AN update that is. I think that my livejournal posts have become so infrequent that people have stopped checking...which is just as well. I never really wrote anything of particualr substance in this livejournal anyway. I think there may have been a point once to my posting my ( Read more... )

And to the year... *clink*

Charm Of Spring: if youre going to put an lj link in your profile, you need to update it

Miles Glenfidditche's Protein Smoothie
Lando Calrissian's Astro Drink
Mary Poppin's Spoonful of Frosted Flakes
Cary Grant's Flamingo Lapdance

In what could be considered a "quaint" village by today's standards, but at the time was a marvel of technology and progress, a boy was born who would change the face of the earth. His parents named him Mortimer, a name that would drive fear into the very souls of men...a name so feared by the time he died that its very utterance caused people ( Read more... )

This is what happens when you listen to people like me

http://www.gotspud.com/featured/gun3.htm

Paul Caulfield was a rather intelligent man, but today he was out of his element ( Read more... )

Despite how I act, I do miss it.

Don't act all shocked and shaken, I too occasionally update my livejournal. Even though I and a host of my compatriots make fun of them endlessly. I will give the short version of the past few months, as is my compunction ( Read more... )