Today I get a phone call from my mom "wake up. you need to help me put nermil in the car ( Read more... )

I have been working my ass off...
I finally did it...
I finally saved my money and bought a kick-ass, NON-PINK, CAR!!!
YEAHHHH!!!!
RoCK on!!

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I got accepted to Western Michigan University! Hah ( Read more... )

My list of jobs now includes: Working at the dry cleaner full time, avon representative, and marketing.
Today I was supposed to have a job demonstrating printers at the local electronic store... got there, they didn't know what I was talking about... Made $60 from it! hah... eassyyy money.

Hey everybody!!
I'm online from a broken DSL modem! HAH
fruckin weirdos at TDS told me its broken, at least

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i got my haircut... its absolutely fantastic!

Okay....chelseas cat has been missing for close to a week.
Today she finally came home --- missing a foot..

stupid fuckin' redneck trappers.
I hope whoever the fuck did that gets hit by some fucked up karma. Poor cat is gonna be three-legged from now on... I love you silvie!

SO Yeah...
My dad sits down eating a sandwich...

My mom asks "What are you EATING!? just bread?"

Dad replies... "A peanut butter sandwich."

brief silence..

mom said " You know, if you had a peanut allergy, you'd be dead."

roflmao