As it turns out, there is no crystallized colored sugar marketed under the brand name Drano.

Live and learn.

It's a rare sunny day in the Northwest, but we don't get no sun in the bowels of the beast. Even as I work in a building with a big open plan and lots of windows, I get nothing. Nothing I tell you. It is enough to make a girl bring a handgun shaped hairdryer to work and frizz the hair of everyone who walks through the dank hallways lit only by ( Read more... )

Hello Ministry Fans!

Congratulations on purchasing tickets to C U LaTouR Ministry's FINAL World Tour 2008.

Because you purchased two tickets or more to C U LaTouR, you are entitled to a FREE Ministry MP3...Those of you who are coming to the show with me - you know who you are - should contact me about getting the new track ( Read more... )

when the car hits your dumb ass while crossing the street, against the light, and not even at the corner but rather three quarters of the way between two burned out streetlamps while wearing you are wearing black leggings with that nice contrasting onyx top and the coal colored boots with the midnight trim ( Read more... )

Give no one a reason to say "you are the worst thing that ever happened to me."

This may not be the ideal movie to watch when one wakes up at 3:00 in the morning and is unable to sleep.

revisited ( Read more... )

Some people dream about work. Some people, apparently, dream about someone I'm obsessing about even though said dreamers have never met the person in question. And some people's dreams are neither as pedestrian as work or so strange as to be about someone else's crush, but are instead about teaching trigonometry ( Read more... )

From Mesa Boogie description of their Three Channel Dual Rectifier:
the new Dual and Triple Solo Heads are pure-bread, gain-wielding beasts…destined for the same iconic status bestowed upon their predecessors.
Sure, it would have been worse if it had said "grain-wielding," but then someone would have caught the error.

The Juniper Bush is a magical sort of weather device. If it is wet, you can determine that it has been raining. If it is white, you can determine that it has snowed. If it is invisible but the area is grey, you can determine that it is foggy. If it is invisible but the area is black you can predict nightfall. If it is invisible, black, and so ( Read more... )