Dear Fan,
We are writing to inform you that the delivery method of your tickets to the 3.29.08 Ministry show to be held at the Showbox Theatre has been changed from shipping to will call.

For those of you who care, this means that I will not be bringing you tickets and that we will instead need to meet up on the day of the show.
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P2: What? I can't understand you. A sentence requires both a subject and a verb. Your arbitrary collection of words makes no sense.
P1: I hate you.

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