at work today i said that all the peaches have little points and i don't know why. and the customer goes "i know, they look like cute little breasts". and now i chuckle everytime i see peaches.

i clench my teeth because i'm stressed out. its the middle of summer.
taking an advil because my jaw hurts wicked bad and then going to bed.

i was so bored i clicked on one of those free IQ tests and took the whole thing. i guess i just miss taking tests so much...not. anyway ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO BETHANY IN 1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTES ( Read more... )

holy crap! i have a day off tomorrow ( Read more... )

i'm officially becoming part of claire's family. because they're super cool. and because i'm her mother's favorite ( Read more... )

so i went to my orientation. at first I almost cried, when i walked there was a bunch of barbie girls with 3 suitcases each of like coach luggage or whoever makes fancy assed overpriced luggage. all i saw was people who lived in a whole different world than i do. and i think i get along with most people (you know who aside) but i met my roommate ( Read more... )

1. Your name spelled backwards ( Read more... )

10 things i hate about stop and shop ( Read more... )

stolen off katie ( Read more... )