Havah Nageela

[loserperhaps]

It was David's Bar Mitzvah, and he was halfway through the first chant passage when he started puking up hot cocktail weenies all over the torah. The canter gave a lighthearted eye-rolling grin of reprimand and continued strumming, nodding for David to continue

Comments

[fragglebeliever]

i assume this is the long one i didn't care to read earlier.

its really nasty and gross.
but i happen to love it at the same time.

Kind of the same way I feel about you.
huh.

[loserperhaps]

You're a dork, a loser, an awkward freak, and a hot, hot, hot, motherfuckin' cutie

[anonymous]

umm i was eating. and i actually became physically ill as i read this, and had to put down my sandwhich. i am not happy ryan.

- eileen

[loserperhaps]

i <3 you eileen